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Hey Jean!

Hey Jean yer mans a Bam!!

Och he cannae help it he just gets frustrated sometimes.


Hey Jean yer mans a Bam!!

Och ah shouldnae wind him up


Hey Jean yer mans a Bam!!

He’s tired and it’s hard to keep the weans quiet.


Hey Jean yer mans a Bam!!

Naw he’s right ma friends can be a bit full on.


Hey Jean yer mans a Bam!!

But I cannae be trusted wi money.

He’s just being careful.


Hey Jean yer mans a Bam!!

Y’know I probably could do wi shedding a few pounds.

Ah cannae get away wi wearing stuff like this now.


Hey Jean yer mans a Bam!!

Ah mean whit’s he supposed tae dae efter he reads the nuddy magazines.

A man has needs.

Its ok, he’s oan an aff in 5 minutes…it’s no that bad anymore.


Hey Jean yer mans a Bam!!

When he wis wee his da hit his mammy.

It’s what he was brought up wi.

It’s what he’s been taught.


Hey Jean yer mans a Bam!!

I am thick and stupid. I am useless and clumsy and I am ugly.

I need to get masel sorted.


Hey Jean yer mans a Bam!!

I don’t know how he puts up wi me, the mans a saint.


8 months later in a woman’s refuge far far away!!!


Hey, Jean yer mans a Bam!!

No he’s no.

He is a vicious, nasty, abusive, controlling, bullying, jealous, sad, pathetic pitiful, cowardly, worthless Sack of shite.


Hey Jean…yer right!

Frannie




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